Mancfags QDB - Random Quotes

#181 (9) [+][-]
<%ElMarko> can someone teach me how to be less of a twat
<@james> yes
00:03 === mode/#manchester [+b *!*elmarko@*.cable.ubr03.blac.blueyonder.co.uk] by james
<@james> like that
00:03 === mode/#manchester [-h ElMarko] by WoD
<@WoD> :)
00:03 === mode/#manchester [-b *!*elmarko@*.cable.ubr03.blac.blueyonder.co.uk] by james
<@james> :3
< ElMarko> i lollec.
< ElMarko> d*
< ElMarko> seriously thoughL
< gailo> an hero
<@WoD> ^^ this

#165 (-6) [+][-]
<@james> chance i <3 you
<chance> everyone <3 uhh equal opportunity porn

#337 (6) [+][-]
<wok> !cb stfu about eve
<AnotherBot> Eve eve eve.

#417 (3) [+][-]
<dux0r> i just realized what wok is - its the sound a goose makes when it runs at you

#216 (30) [+][-]
<@james> THE CHANCES OF RAPE COMING FRIOM MARS
<@james> WAS A MILLION TO ONE HE SAID
<Dux0r> BUT STILL THEY RAPED
<@james> DUM DUM DUM

#294 (22) [+][-]
< Speedy> ahh someone give me a suggestion for my next
adrenaline sport
< Close> suicide
< Speedy> so funny
< Speedy> get a haircut and fuck off
< g> so funny
< g> get a wristcut and fuck off

#153 (24) [+][-]
<@vik> what are those big green dildo shaped things
<~wok> dildos

#344 (6) [+][-]
<Gleeb> There once was this little faggot of a MancAnon called Sethy.
<Gleeb> He tried to make a website, but it was shite. I told him so.
<Gleeb> His friend said I should post something so he could put me down.
<Gleeb> So I told his friend to gb2wigan
<Gleeb> He said gb2manchester, which hurt my feelings...
<Gleeb> so I told him I'm already in manchester.... but he wanted proof.
<Gleeb> So I wrote my name on my foreskin and showed that as proof ^_^
<anonymitts> a picture of you outside the Arndale may have sufficed
<gailo> and thn he opened the door get on the floor everyone walk the dinosaur
<gailo> BOOM AKLALKALAKA BOOm

#429 (5) [+][-]
[08:30pm] [Technicalfool] square-cut pasta is odd. And takes ages to cook.
[08:33pm] [gailo] thats lasagne sheets you tit

#380 (6) [+][-]
<@Mink> dux0r: my housemate was reading your lines out loud last night while I was in the kitchen
<@Mink> now he thinks my friends are horrible beings

#365 (7) [+][-]
[15:39] * mooncup is now known as Guest|21449
[15:39] * Guest|21449 is now known as dux0r
<&Paco`Laptop> IMPERSONATION OF AN OPER
<&Paco`Laptop> GLINE
<&Paco`Laptop> >:3
<dux0r> impersonation of a massive faggot: Paco`Laptop
<dux0r> gline to faggotland

#368 (11) [+][-]
<Foorfoofwee> link to .jpg?
<Foorfoofwee> k
<@vik> 443 he's fucking 6 years old you pedo fuck off
<Foorfoofwee> old enough to pee..

#384 (11) [+][-]
<balifor_> so quiet until
<balifor_> ....
<balifor_> ....
<balifor_> ....
<dux0r> FUCKIN COCOPOSP
<dux0r> SHIT CUNTIN COCOPOPS IN THE ELEVATOR
<dux0r> AN ENTIRE FUCKEN ELEVATOR FULL OF COCOPOPS
<dux0r> SHIT NUGGETS
<dux0r> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#433 (2) [+][-]
<iRONLUNG> the lazy stoner is everywhere
<iRONLUNG> we are taking over every government of every country bit by bit
<iRONLUNG> or we would if we werent so lazy

#184 (-5) [+][-]
< dux0r> he looked at the code man
<@james> and he is going to go home
< dux0r> n functions.php
< gailo> i spent 2 seconds finding 3 flaws
< dux0r> i remembered there was a line in commented code that said
< dux0r> 'haw dont fuck with this section you coon cunts'
< gailo> lo
< dux0r> and i was absolute shitting my pants
< dux0r> cause he opened ufunctions.php
<@james> and download a copy of your d atabase and sell it to the russian business network
< dux0r> anyway cheers for giving me a boot up the balls

#177 (8) [+][-]
< dux0r> i need sex tonight now
< dux0r> this is gay
20:08 === mode/#manchester [+b Ehm!*@*] by Ehm
<@vik> use ur hand
<@james> your skull?
< dux0r> it gets boring
< dux0r> that too

#162 (1) [+][-]
< dux0r> i fapped to a tangerine and a cable modem once

#172 (30) [+][-]
< dux0r> havin job advice off #manchester is weird

#192 (11) [+][-]
< Joordan> have you ever seen the film hackers?
< Joordan> its from like 1995

#345 (8) [+][-]
<Gleeb> Dux0r[away], do you want to know sethy's kryptonite?
<Randall> goes it end in 155, gleeb?

#456 (2) [+][-]
<vIK> in related news, im starting muay thai tomorrow
<nilesy> get the chicken in black bean sauce vik

#288 (16) [+][-]
<nico> im applying to be on the Nintendo DS Christmas adverts :DD
<gailo> good luck
<nico> thanx
<gailo> you'll need it
<gailo> face for radio etc
<nico> hahaha
<nico> you cut me deep, man
<gailo> yeah i cba
<gailo> just insult yourself or something