PHP Jokes and Puns

For no specific reason whatsoever, here are a collection of PHP Jokes and puns. Most of which are terrible.

Q: Why do PHP programmers dislike ASP programmers?
A: ASP programmers only write basic code.

if($girl['looks'] == "hot"){
if($beer == "cold"){
$life = "Sorted!";
}elseif(function_exists($girl_get_beer) == true){
if(msg_send ($girl['job_que'], 1, 'Get me a beer out of the fridge!') === false){
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
}else{
array_push($girl['functions'], 'get_beer');
}
}else{
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
echo $life;

?>

Q: Why is PHP freddy krugers language of choice?
A: addslashes();

What did the PHP script say to the server?
Pass me a bottle of water, I’m parsed.

if(crack_check($woman, $dirty)) { ob_clean(); link("/home/me", "home/her"); }
?>

Yo mamma so easy, PHP developers confuse her with Ruby on Rails.
Your momma so fat I called her and got a stack overflow.
Your momma’s so fat, she needs preg_replace() just to make her fit in a page.

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